Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus, Even on Mars

DATE:    December 14, 2073, 7:38 PM (Mars Local Time) TO:         Governor Aeneas Santini FROM:  Virginia Hoefer SUBJECT:             Santa Dear Mr. Governor, My friend Kara back on Earth told me that Santa won’t visit me because I live on Mars. Is that true? My mom and dad won’t tell me. Considering it’s …