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Brad Wendel / April 29, 2014

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First rule [of writing]: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college. Kurt Vonnegut
I find that writing is a constant battle with exactly the same problems you’ve always had. Douglas Adams
The difficulty of literature is … not to affect your reader, but to affect them precisely as you wish. Robert Louis Stevenson
The use of language is all we have to pit against death and silence. Joyce Carol Oates
Writing is easy: All you do is sit starting at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. Gene Fowler